The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog

It's not so easy to ridicule an agile fox. (Though the animal lovers and protectors do try). Not when the lazy dog is the lazy dog and the fox is quick and brown. Can't help but admire his sheen and luster as he flies through the air of the greater imagination. Secretly, I want to be a quick brown fox. Not a lazy dog. Though, to witness the lackluster antics of such a dog, one almost has to laugh. This poor pooch is intellectual fodder for politicomic relief. Here is your sign, when you know you are a red neck.

The fox and the dog are related. The fox and the dog have a job. The fox and the dog carry all the integral information necessary to have a conversation in American.

They are the two pieces of the larger 26 letter conversation. You can't make this stuff up. Someone else already did.